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Urgent press release!
it would appear that in an effort to retieve kermit, ms. piggy has broken through the barrier of federales (they were all sleeping under their sombreros) and charged the compound. to Juan we go
Juan: thanks mike, yes indeed the pig did charge the holdout and attempt to karate kick through the door. it didn't work. when she fell over with a broken leg, Tracfone took her into the house. it would appear as though he has cut off her arm. let's listen in.
Tracfone: Can you lick your elbow pork b****? cause apprently people would rather talk about that than save you and your miserable friends. (now beating piggy with her own arm) Lick it b****, LICK IT!
Juan: HEY TRACFONE! THROUGH ME SOME THIGH MEAT AFTER YOU GET THAT STUFF ROASTED UP! we...
(continues)
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Juan: (talking with mouth full) this Tracfone guy is alright, and so i this pork bbq. back to you mike.
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I missed breakfast this morning, anything left?
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i think there is some bacon slices left. i'll have to look.
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oh thank goodness I'm straving quick anything you find pass it over pass it over!
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hey dont be jewish😳 with that pork pass it my way.
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what you got the snout...man I was hoping to save it for a snack,.
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that was why the 😳 face was placed there
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